Wanted: One Shoe

Dear Family and Friends:

Lily here.

I seem to have lost one of my brown shoes. 

Mom thinks maybe I threw it in the trash since she can't find it anywhere.  I can't really remember where I put it, that's not my job.  Mom is a little annoyed with me, but really it is her fault for leaving them out where I could get them. And not teaching me the trash can is yucky.  I claim complete innocence.  My face proves it.

If you have seen my lost shoe, please let me know. And for the record, I NEVER make messes; I merely redecorate all the rooms I encounter.