You just might be a stay-at-home-mom when...

You have a "conversation" with your child and forget your husband is there listening.

Mine went something like this.

Me: "Lily here are some peas for you to try!"
Lily: In my voice, "But mom I've already had lots of pees today!"
Me: "Don't worry these are the peas you can eat, not the pees in your diaper!"
Adam: Laughs loudly
Me: Embarrassment
Lily: Blank stare, then a swan dive for the peas.